I can't imagine why anybody finds blogging nerdy...

I thought I killed comments yesterday with my boo-hooish/Sylvia Plath post. That was just the warm-up, bitches!

Today, I'm going to write about a TV show. And, to really send away the cool folks, I am going to write about it in haiku form.That's right. Mutha-Truckin-Haiku.

Why? Because it's my blog, my outlet, and because I am the BIGGEST NERD EVER.

So, without further ado...I bring you my reflections on the Season Premiere of Lost....in haiku form. This may, I shit you not, be a weekly feature.

#1

Benjamin Linus,
Your eyes bulged like large marbles,
At Locke's bad-ass-ness.

#2

Boone came back from dead,
I watched and thought to myself,
"Who cares about him?"

#3

Why is Fu Manchu
The bad-ass of The Temple?
Sailor on Black Rock?

#4

Juliet was cool,
Kate is a pain in the ass.
Sawyer--stay away!

#5

This show is absurd
Four toe statue is submerged,
And yet I still watch

#6

The smoke monster is
The body-snatcher of show
At last an answer.

#7

Sayid is deceased
But wait! Here he comes! The New
Jacob 2.0

#8

I will miss Dharma
Especially the jumpsuits,
Namaste to you.

#9

Instead of the show,
I should solve the oil crisis,
Or take a shower.

#10

If you are reading,
Then, you too see the allure,
Welcome to the cult.

(Join in and write a haiku about your favorite television program. If this takes off, I'll highlight some each week!)