People tell me that I need to "write all this down" so my boys can learn about their early life. So, here goes...
I have two boys. Owen is 2 1/2 and Never. Stops. Talking. Joel is 3 months old and Never. Stops. Nursing. So, much of my day involves sitting in the glider, listening to Owen while Joel chows down.
Owen: Mommy wants to feed Baby Joel the belly buttons. (Owen's word for nipples)
Owen: Owen wants to eat belly buttons.
Owen: Owen wants to eat Daddy's belly buttons.
Me: Go for it.
Owen: Daddy wants to eat Mommy's belly buttons.
Owen: (changing the subject). Diego uses the potty like a big boy.
Me: Yes, yes he does.
And on it goes...