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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Nobody does it like Tracie, but I'll give it a shot.

In a blatant rip-off homage to the brilliant Tracie of Snuggie Wasteland, I bring to you the yays and boos of the last few days. 

Yay: I had a morning all to myself. Owen was in school. A dear friend was watching Joel. Whatever should I do with my time?

Boo: Oh yeah. Right. Annual trip to the OB/GYN.
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Yay: My new gynecologist is hotter than my old one.

Boo: He told me that I may need a hysterectomy someday. Kinda killed the mood.
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Yay: Owen is going to be Joseph in the school Christmas pageant.

Boo: He tells strangers that he is "Jesus's Baby Daddy."
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Yay: Microwave-free living is not as painful as I thought.

Boo: My phone and washing machine have decided to gang up on me and break as well. Soon I shall be pounding my clothes on a rock. Perhaps topless.
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Yay: In a pinch, you can clean a poopy bottom with a washcloth when you forget to buy more diaper wipes.

Boo: Remember the broken washing machine?
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Yay: I still weigh less than my husband.

Boo: But according to the doctor's office scale, not for long.
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Yay: My baby boy still loves to kiss me on the lips.

Boo: He has a massive runny nose.
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Yay: There's a new yoga studio in town with invigorating hot yoga classes.

Boo: I practiced next to this guy.

http://www.nba.com/media/pistons/hairyback_006_600.jpg

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Yay: People read my blog
Boo: But perhaps after that picture, never again.

24 comments:

singedwingangel said...

OK as far as the hysterectomy I would have been thinking not a mood killer, take out the baby factory leave in the play pen but that's just me. I nearly snorted coffee out of my nose at the Jesus baby daddy one..

Shell said...

Jesus' baby daddy? Hilarious!

Kim said...

I had such a good laugh reading this and if I didn't feel so lazy I would copy you and do a similar post.

From Tracie said...

Jesus baby daddy? That is classic!

The picture....I think it has permanently scared my brain.

clearness said...

After making it to the end of this post and seeing that hairy back, I heard millions of people clicking on their little red x on the top right corner of their browser.....but I stuck it through to leave you a comment. Hopefully he wasn't gassy.

Erin said...

Obviously I was late to this party or your FB status would've made more sense....

But this was still really funny. I do so love Tracie's yay/boo posts. And you did a fantastic job---the hairy back?? Priceless!

Muliebrity said...

you lost me at hairy back guy.

adrienzgirl said...

Jesus' baby daddy is HI-FREAKIN-LARIOUS!

Matty said...

LOL, nothing like getting checked out by a hot doctor.

Cheeseboy said...

First of all, your OBGYN is not also in your yoga class is he? I mean, that would be two mood killers.


Funny post. My doctor is a woman, but she looks just like Dr. Ruth.

Elaine A. said...

Sorry about the mood-killer at the doc. Boo.

"Jesus' Baby Daddy" is awesome.

And now I must go vomit from the sight of that forest of a back. ICK!

Not So Simply Single said...

Oh my God! What a picture! I am an esthetician, I will wax that back for you pronto!

Making me laugh!

Lisa

Aunt of 14 said...

That hairy back, *shudders* Poor guy.

TKW said...

Jeepers Creepers! That guy is a freaking YETI. Definitely a yoga buzzkill.

noisycolorfullively said...

Funny.

"Jesus baby dady" needs to be a Yay. I'm just sayin'

Kori said...

I am acutally seriously thinking of either pretending I haven't had a pap smear in years (oh. wait. I totally haven't!) or getting pregnant simply so I can go to the new OB in town. Because he is HOT. And since I have no interest in seeing his BACK, well, it's all good, right?

Formerly known as Frau said...

I would barf if I had to do Yoga next to that hair ball! Can't get past that gross picture to go on!!

LB said...

Jesus' Baby Daddy - LOVE THAT!!!

Your list is great. I needed a good laugh.

Kim said...

Okay so I copied you and did a similar post. Sue me:)

Michelle Pixie said...

"Jesus Baby Daddy" may be the best thing I've heard all month! :)

Oh I don't know if I could go back to yoga if I had hairy back guy next to me? Kinda kills the relaxation part for me!

(Florida) Girl said...

LOL! I am going to have nightmares about that hairy back for weeks.

Ash said...

My eyes. My eyes!!!

Good for you for being a good girl and heading to the girlie doc. Maybe if I had a hot one, I wouldn't keep putting off my annual, that's two years late. Shame.

Cat said...

Still laughing at Jesus' baby daddy...

Marla said...

I was so enjoying this post and then.....

that photo is forever burned into my brain. Blah!