Yay: I had a morning all to myself. Owen was in school. A dear friend was watching Joel. Whatever should I do with my time?
Boo: Oh yeah. Right. Annual trip to the OB/GYN.
Yay: My new gynecologist is hotter than my old one.
Boo: He told me that I may need a hysterectomy someday. Kinda killed the mood.
Yay: Owen is going to be Joseph in the school Christmas pageant.
Boo: He tells strangers that he is "Jesus's Baby Daddy."
Yay: Microwave-free living is not as painful as I thought.
Boo: My phone and washing machine have decided to gang up on me and break as well. Soon I shall be pounding my clothes on a rock. Perhaps topless.
Yay: In a pinch, you can clean a poopy bottom with a washcloth when you forget to buy more diaper wipes.
Boo: Remember the broken washing machine?
Yay: I still weigh less than my husband.
Boo: But according to the doctor's office scale, not for long.
Yay: My baby boy still loves to kiss me on the lips.
Boo: He has a massive runny nose.
Yay: There's a new yoga studio in town with invigorating hot yoga classes.
Boo: I practiced next to this guy.
Yay: People read my blog
Boo: But perhaps after that picture, never again.