It happened again,
A tornado hit the house.
The storm known as Joel.
Tomorrow they come,
My brother and my parents
My heart is so full.
I also got work
Reading a dissertation.
It rains and it pours.
I am the genuis
That skinned my knee, for alas
The treadmill was on.
These haikus are shit
Nobody would say I am
Maya Angelou.
Sourdough starter
Sits waiting on my counter--
Hostile, expectant.
This blog will go dark
While I get my life ordered,
I will see you soon.
Lost Haiku of the Week:
Richard (Guyliner)
Your awesome has gone away,
Kick Smoke Monster's Ass.
Finally, a few of last week's incredibly awesome entries:
Screw Valentine's Day.
If he won't give it to you,
Give it to yourself.
(sd, and AMEN, sister!)
My husband watches
Basketball. I guess I'll wash
The fucking dishes.
(Ms. Moon, and a crowd favorite for sure).
Join the fun! The pattern is 5-7-5 syllables.
9 comments:
The Lost line of the week: "And, I'm sorry I murdered him."
God, that was hilarious!
Aw. I am honored. I would write a haiku but the celery, onions, and red peppers need stirring.
Fabulous
Too fun, especially the Maya Angelou one! (Hey! That rhymed. I guess I am a poet and didn't know it. -- Sorry I couldn't resist.)
:-)
Traci
hahaha these roll me! :)
It would take me forever and a day to write a haiku, so I will try to think of something...LOL but I love yours! :)
Love it....see ya in awhile.
I hope you aren't gone to long:(
Too funny! We'll miss you!
Was tornado Joel the same day you were throwing goldfish at him like holy water?
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