Saturday, May 9, 2009

Things People Probably Didn't Know About Me

*I got scholarships to college, thanks to gifts from the AZ Mining Association and The Ayn Rand Society. I can tell you a lot about copper mining and Ayn Rand.

*I will not touch the drain of a pool, because my hair will get sucked into the drain and I will die.

*I cannot stop reading about Sarah Palin and her brood of oddly named children.

*When I was a kid, I desperately wanted to be Chinese.

*I pretend to do ballet every morning in my kitchen. I don't know how to do ballet, but my version involves lots of spinning and fluttering about.

*I have been obsessed with the following people: Gilda Radner, John Lennon, the character of Chekov (from Star Trek), Mary Lou Retton, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, and others that are too embarrassing to mention. Yes, more embarrassing to mention than Chekov.

*I hate wearing turtlenecks because I feel like I am choking.

*My brother and I used to play a game where we would tie the other person to a chair, and see if the person could break free.

*I always check underneath the car to make sure that a crazy man isn't going to cut my Achilles tendon with a knife.

*I like smelling Owen's neck.

*I would still read Sassy magazine, if I could.


Coby Goesling said...

Ha! I can see you as Chinese. I desperately wanted to be Navajo because I loved their hair and thought tee-pees were cool.

Anonymous said...

Nancy, I've decided that, yes, I can still be friends with you.. :)

And next time O, J, and C strike up the piano, I want to see some of that ballet!


Anonymous said...

Oh, and I still do play that chair game with Josh... :)