Okay, there's this acquaintance of mine. I knew her a few years back.
She doesn't really like me.
Through the small-town grapevine, I've heard something really funny about her. Epic.
I'm not sharing it because I don't want to be petty.
But it's really hard.
So, do this for me.
In the comments, share something that you cannot share on your own blog. Underblog. I'll return the favor when I reply back.
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My ex is a complete tool and won't help with the sale of our house, and is waiting to sit back and collect his half of 'marital property'. He reads my blog, and sends me nasty emails if he thinks something is about it, so I've just stopped. He can suck it. HARD!
My sister in law just drives me nutso! Does nothing for herself and Mommy and Daddy frequently run out to help her... would be okay if they lived here, but instead, ME--i get to help her most of the time!
Ugh-- i wouldn't help her so much...but she has a baby--double ugh!
My brother in law is a good person, truly I like him. But holy mother of every deity EVER, he has opinions. IF I wanted your opinions on money, I wouldn't ask you, oh declarer of bankruptcy. IF I wanted your opinions on parenting, I wouldn't ask you, oh believer of OH MY GOD being birth control. And IF I wanted your opinions on...pretty much anything, you're the last person I'd ask. Except for emergency medicine, you're the last person I'd ask. And if you ever find my blog and bring it up, Mama Bear will come out. I have two sons and a blog, and bet your sweet ass I'll defend all three.
Jen from Laughing at Chaos
I was talking with someone just about various things and she started telling me about how their cat had caught a mouse somewhere in the house and brought it in bed with her and her husband and she's telling this story like it was no big deal, like it happens all the time! She goes on to say that she just pushed the cat off the bed but that the cat sat at the foot of the bed and ate it and they could hear the cracking of the mouse bones....and the husband was all...."Well the cat wasn't at the foot of the bed, she was by the bedroom door"
All along I'm thinking YOU DIDN'T RUN THE CAT OUTSIDE?
Also, they told the story so nonchalantly....like they weren't phased in the least little bit by the mouse in the house or the cat eating the mouse in their bedroom!
My SIL is a sad pathetic excuse for a human being. She only married my BIL because she couldn't have my husband. She envies everything I have. She calls my husband all the damn time to ask him how to do shit. Ugh! Oh, and their daughter, my niece....worst kid ever. Spawn of Satan! Not even kidding!
My neighbor is a creepy drug addict who sells drugs out of his condo, and we have met with a police detective to try to figure out what to do to get him out. The answer? There's not much we can do, short of catching him red-handed in the parking lot or on the street, away from his car and away from his condo. The police pretty much can't touch him inside either of these places out of respect for his rights because his prior arrest record 'isn't bad enough to warrant any kind of search..'
And as a newly elected member of the board on our HOA, I feel that the other 2 board members have no idea what priorities we should have for the property.
My former assistant and my boss were having an affair. Actually, continue to...(broke up two marriages). She was eventually moved to another building, after several people complained.
The whole thing was such a nasty dynamic, I considered quitting.
Our next door neighbors are from HELL! Seriously... Their house is a pig sty, their yard looks like it should be in front of a condemned crack house, their kids are rude and NEVER go home, the mama is a nut job whose been in "college" for years but never seems to leave the house, the dad works 7 days a week and is rarely seen... I really, really, REALLY pray nearly every day that they move. We live in a nice subdivision, too, with the exception of the eyesore 30 yards to the left of us.
my MIL is psychotic! I need a whole other blog just to talk about all the things she has done to me!
My friend and her 6 kids are coming to visit me this weekend. The last time they were here they invited about 20 people to come over. She didn't tell me about it till 11 pm the night before they were showing up. I love them and want to see them but dread the chaos, mess, and expense.
My best friend dates nothing but losers. They are all unemployed and living off her. Then they dump her. I used to blog about that, but now she has her own blog and is following me. I can't blog about her anymore!! :(
Oh this is funny! You should have the most interesting comments to read through EVER!
My FIL is a jackass. He called me a bitch in an email to my hubs a few months ago. I have not had anything to do with him since and it's causing huge issues. He refuses to apologize. it's the tip of the iceberg, he's been causing issues for us since long before we married. I've been dying to blog about it, but obviously I can't because everyone reads my blog.
i am a nice person. can't he just have the balls to say "i'm sorry?" even if he did, he wouldn't really mean it. oh well.
Some of the people I'm related to make me absolutely cringe. And that's all I can say about that ;-)
jj
There is a blogger out there who is popular and her whole friggin life is a giant lie. I know the truth,she knows I know the truth and knows I wont say anything but it PISSES ME OFF!! why have a blog and talk as if you know things first hand when in reality you are the biggest liar known to man?
My mother is a man pleaser and when she gets treated like crap from the losers she dated/married, she takes it out on me. Im so thankful I live in another country now. She cant get to me here.
My brother is a poor excuse for a man and my mom still after all these years makes excuses for him. I havent spoken to him in 3 years and never will again.
Man that felt good..
Sorry. I can't talk right now, because I really need to know something. I'll be waiting. ;-)
Oh wow, there's so much to tell or not tell as the case may be.
My daughter was stalked on the internet and we stopped it, but I can't tell the incredibly interesting story on my blog because she reads it.
There is a girl that I've been friends with for years, but I don't even know why I still talk to her sometimes she annoys me so badly. I think she's one of the tackiest people I know and she never talks about anything but herself.
Which I know sounds kind of weird from someone who blogs about her own life, but whatever.
I could never admit any of this on my blog because I'm pretty sure most of my friends read it and I don't want any of them to question me.
Now you go. :)
I have a friend who has a son P's age and I REALLY don't like her son. Like really.
My friend's husband is in the military and may be relocated in the next few months to a far off land. I will miss my friend, but I really hope they move, so P and him don't grow up together.
I'm terrible.
I am completely bummed that I don't have cable.......post link if it has one?
I have a friend. We have very little in common. Meh Coffee once in a while is ok. She is forever telling everyone she knows, including me, that I am her "BFF" Huh? WTH? Feeling is not mutual. I need to get her to back off!
PS Best comments ever!
Well, first: I talked shit about my husband's X (the mother of his child, not married) to one of my Sister=In-Laws...the sister in law went to the X and told her what I said. I admit, it was not christian like at all for me to talk the shit...and I am sorry for doing it...BUT now the X has gone to the child support division telling them that...are you ready for this...he has not been paying the correct amount of child support and he owes 10 g's! This is why I am not into blogging right now, I have had a stomache ache since, oh June when the paperwork started coming from the CS division and now they are going to report it to the Credit Reporting Agency's...my husband has imaculate credit. and I feel like such a douch for this, really I do!
My former asshole best friend stalks my blog and it drives me INSANE. I can't--clearly--stop her, but I wish I could. Especially when I'm having problems and I know she is gloating.
Ok, here goes... I love my best friend. She is wonderful. She is a bad parent. So I'm guilty of letting my kids stay up too late, watch too much TV, and eat too much junk. Sometimes. At their house it is non-stop chaos, rudeness, and not listening, which goes unchecked. And she wonders why her son does poorly in school and is always in toruble. I feel bad for her, but she had a big hand in the mess :(
Okay, I just have to know...Which one - the blonde, the younger brunette, or the older brunette?
My neighbor got himself a mail order bride from Russia. Which is weird cause hes not old and he is good looking! And I think she's mean. She hardly ever smiles and she made him get rid of his dogs.
Wow. This is really something. I hope for some of these confessors that the people they're talking about don't happen to read your blog!haha
As for me, I'm taking a chance, too, to say that "someone close to me" has a boss who is an absolute, narcissistic PRICK who needs to get get beat the hell up. Seriously. He's the owner, and he calls everyone in the company very abusive names like Dipshit and F--knob, etc. He says he's the "alpha male," and he basically spends his every waking minute pissing on his employees, who are all too afraid to resist. I think this person close to me needs to tape record the owner and then sue his ass. Personally, I'd like to kick his ASS!
Thanks. I needed that.
I recently learned that my ex-husband is a sociopath and a compulsive liar. His naive little girlfriend called me because "things just weren't adding up" and she broke up with him. No, we didn't divorce because I was having affairs while I was 7 months friggin' pregnant! No, we didn't have to do a paternity test when our son was born. Sorry dear, but there was no house fire, requiring YOU to purchase him brand new clothes and furniture. And it's been so sweet of you to pay all his bills for the past 8 months because he's broke after paying me $600/month for child support... but guess what?!? He has not paid any child support EVER! The list went on and on. And guess what? She took him back!!
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