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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Day in the Life

I can only imagine life as my youngest son. You wake up, and are forced to wear embarrassing outfits like this:



You finally accept this strange woman who constantly vies for your affection:



Sometimes, especially when placed on the ground for the sin of biting, life is pretty dreadful:



But, after a reasoned discussion with Mom, all is forgiven:






People feed you strange, but delicious delicacies:



You give your mother the occasional heart attack:



And you eat another strange substance while people sing and blow out candles in a vaguely cult-like fashion.



It's a weird life. But it's pretty wonderful, too.

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