The Hills are Alive...with the sounds of Meltdowns!
The cries I have heard...for a thousand years!
The hills feel my head...with the sound of screeching!
My legs want to run away from the sound of your voice,
As you flail on the ground,
My soul wants to get in the car and drive away,
Until I finally. get. peace.
I run to the hills, when my heart is heavy.
I know you will scream, like you screamed before!
My ears will soon bleed...with the sound of meltdowns!
And I'll drink. once. more.
***
D'oh
A kid! A red-faced kid!
Re!
A juice box in the eye!
Me!
I don't know who that is!
Fa!
I really need to run!
Sew!
Your whiny mouth closed please!
La
A way to say. L.A.!
Tea!
It needs a drop of rum!
That will take us back to D'oh!
28 comments:
THanks for the laugh! We're having the same kind of day, so trading kids is just not the answer! ;-)
This made me laugh and laugh!!
Thank you needed that!!!!! SMILES
Oh, Nancy :D Thanks for that laugh! I wish you a beautiful weekend.
You have an exceptionally bright future ahead of you! I've heard that the tantrums stop when they graduate from college.
Excellent. Come over to my house. Bring your Habit and rum.
Your recent posts are thoughts straight from my own head. I just bought the Sound of Music yesterday!
Bring on the weekend--
I can't believe that I just sang along with that! You are sooo silly!
lol love it....cheers to you! I'm raising my glass of wine not the bottle but the glass!
Nice. Now I have that song stuck in my head too.
I hate to find joy from your misery...but that was gooooooood.
xoxo
OMG!!! Nancy! This makes me want to bear your children. Seriously. Hilarious. Seriously. Your screaming, red-faced children. Seriously. You know, if the gender thing wasn't such a mess and if I could bear children and if I weren't madly in love with Leo and if the universe was colored in shades of purple and blue and....
Ok, so you made my day. I hope this manic comment doesn't end our virtual friendship forever. I have not been drinking (virtual or otherwise) though after taking that wacky little jaunt, I'm thinking I may need one. You must have thrown me with the love thing. All kidding aside, I love you too Nancy C. It's like kismet, or something.
Brilliant!
I can only echo Ms. Moon's comment. Truly.
The Do Rae Me song is the very best ever song that I have ever had the pleasure of reading in my whole entire life.
You are too friggin' funny.
In the words of my wise (and wise-ass) grandmother, "This too shall pass". Usually said to me when I am having a day like yours and all I really want her to say is, "Honey, I'll be right there to pick up the kids".
And, yet, you remain hilarious!
As you'll realise I adore parody!So I enjoyed your blog and will follow!
You are hilarious! Have you seen this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k
Are you wearing lederhosen?
silly, crazy, funny, brilliant Nancy. Perfect song for mothers I think.
So, you have teenagers then?
Brilliant. Have you tried just talking to your husband? Perhaps he is acting out for a reason.
Girl, you rock! Let me know of your upcoming tour dates. I'll need front row tickets!
What a lovely revision of those songs... there are many Momma's that can relate, no doubt about it!
Genius!
Brilliant!!!
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