I have decided to watch all three seasons of Mad Men via my public library. I love public libraries.
I have heard nothing but good things about the show, and in my trademark better-late-than-never approach to Pop Culture (see: Lady Gaga, Lost, The Hunger Games trilogy, and Twitter), I am about three years behind the curve.
So, SHUSH with your secret spoiler information, Oh Jaded, Wise Ones. I don't wanna hear it.
I am off to re-read my Women's Studies textbooks and call my mother.
On behalf of the sisterhood, Feminists, thank you for creating a world with a lot less sexist bullshit.
And while I'm at it? Thanks, Doctors, for no longer smoking during examinations.
Finally, I saw this, and I could not be happier.