Lazy Parenting in Four Easy Steps:
1) Sit at kitchen table and watch the baby methodically unload a bag of flour, a mixing bowl, and a plastic bottle of vegetable oil from the lazy susan.
2) Consider stopping the baby, but decide that the coffee is too good and the patch of sunlight too delicious. Rationalize child's behavior as "imaginative play."
3) Zone out for a bit. Return to reality to discover that baby does, in fact, know how to open a plastic bottle. As you watch the oil spill all over the floor, do nothing except yelp in shock. This is the best way to terrify the baby.
4) Stare at the mess. Let the baby play with it as you finish your cup of coffee.