I love the fact that Owen has a secret life, where he learns things outside of our bubble of influence.
For example, the other day, he was washing his hands in the bathroom, and we heard him singing, "Oh when the germs/Go marching out/Oh when the germs go marching out!/That's when you wash/With soap and water!/When the germs go marching out!"
The song is both germphobic and contagious, which is kinda perfect when you think about it.
How do people wear cute shoes? I decided the other day to celebrate the sunshine and wear little red canvas slip-ons.
I think it took the distance from my doorstep to the car to get a blister on each heel.
Some people go to shoe stores and have shoegasms. My feet twitch and quiver, fearful of another whupping.
I may feel young at heart, but I have the feet of a crone.
Joel has his eye-appointment next week. They upped his prescription, and if it doesn't improve the lazy eye, the doctor is considering bifocals.
My baby is going to look like Ed Asner.
I would tell you how baby bifocals work, but I wasn't listening. All I heard in my head was "Bifocals, bifocals, bifocals."
That's it for now!