I want to show you all the best sexual aid in the history of the universe.
If you want a happy, ready-for-action wife, this is the tool you need.
Most of you already have it in your house.
You may have to work it a bit, but believe me, it's worth it. Go on, really get in there.
Are you ready to see it?
A clean oven. No greater aphrodisiac.
Me love you and your Easy-Off long time.
(Thanks, honey!)
20 comments:
SCORE!
I just cleaned the oven myself a few weeks ago and it wasn't fun. Maybe I should see if I can get mine to do it next time.
HIlarious! Personally, my Mr. cleaning the bathroom or doing the laundry is what gets me in the mood, but you know, whatever floats your boat!
Sweetness!!!!
I'm pretty sure looking at that nice and clean oven made my panties fall off.
You missed a spot.
That is the damn truth.
The dreaded job!
Looks good lady!
Oh kudos to Paul! How nice and so very sweet of him, I bet you give him a nice reward! :)
Now that there is a great aphrodisiac!
Um. Your husband CLEANS? Like, EVER? WOW.
I'd swallow it if he cleaned my oven!!!
Nice! Cleaning the bathroom is what does it for me. Enjoy your oven!
Totally true!! Well, kinda. The oven thing doesn't so much do it for me but... any kind of housework or outdoor work or extra effort with the kids... that scores MAJOR bedroom points!! Or... as demonstrated in my house this week... paying $500 for all new minivan tires and not complaining about a cent... that definitely scores bonus points!
How SEXY is that???
:-)
(And so true!)
Oh.My.Goodness.
Wish this would EVER occur to my husband. I'll keep dreaming.
I totally get all hot and bothered when BDC cleans. He is really a saint when it comes to that. AND he does laundry. I really think that's why I married him. If it were up to me? Disposable clothes would be my choice.
The local news just featured this today. Well, not you and your husband and your oven/toy, but how men doing housework turns women on. Poor Checkered. He keeps trying with the flowers and donuts.
My God, if Tom scrubbed out the oven, I'd be upstairs naked before the fumes subsided. If he added on a side of CLEAN THE GODDAMN GARAGE BEFORE MY HEAD EXPLODES, well...he'd be a happy, happy man. ;)
Jen at Laughing at Chaos
My God, if Tom scrubbed out the oven, I'd be upstairs naked before the fumes subsided. If he added on a side of CLEAN THE GODDAMN GARAGE BEFORE MY HEAD EXPLODES, well...he'd be a happy, happy man. ;)
Jen at Laughing at Chaos
Gotta say, I'm a little turned on by your husband right now :P
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