Monday, December 14, 2009

M-A-R-T to the HA!

I listened to the Beastie Boys for about two years straight around 1994-1996.

I'm kinda obsessive like that.

My friend Sunshine and I used to drive around singing our own version of "Pass the Mike." The orignial lyric is: "M-I-K-E to the D/You come and see me and you pay a fee."

Sunshine would sing, "N-A-N-C to the Y" and I would retort, "S-U-N-S to the Shine!"

It's not translating all that well when I write it down, but trust, me it was COMEDY GOLD.

Yesterday, I honored one of my favorite Beastie songs and spread some recession-chic holiday cheer.


She's Crafty!

She gets around!

She's crafty! And she's always down!

She's crafty! She's got it right! 

She's crafty! And she's just my type!

She's crafty!

N-A-N-C to the Y.....OUT! (drops microphone...)  

*P.S. Please don't be mistakenly impressed by the critter. It came pre-made from the crafts aisle at Wal-Mart. *

She's crafty! 


blueviolet said...

You crafty rapper, you! This made me laugh!!!

SamiJoe said...

SOOOOO weird!
I was in the mood for some Beastie's just yesterday! Hadn't had that craving in forever!

Nice lyrics rappin' momma!

Melani said...

hahahah needed the laugh and I loved the Beastie boys too!

mama-face said...

Bahahaha. That is just clever all the way around. Good job.

Muliebrity said...

and she's just my type!

Nikia, May and da kids said...

That was D.O.P. to the E.
So cool. I am starting to think you are almost as cool as your son Joel-izzle.

I have a bad habit of nicknaming everyone and everything so I can remember names, sad huh?? = P


Traci said...

That's my kind of crafty.

I love the rapping by the way!!!

Thanks for your kind words on my blog. :-)

adrienzgirl said...

So just want to thank you for the following, as it is now running non-stop through my head. And it's not even like I get the whole song, nope! Just the following:

Not I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do. It's not a tough decision as you can see, I can blow you away or you can ride with me. I said "A ride with you if you can get me to the border. The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with the wiffle ball bat.

So...thanks! :D

Unknown Mami said...

She's Nancy - she's gets around
She's Nancy - she's always down
She's Nancy - she's got a gripe
She's Nancy - and she's just my type
She's Nancy

Muliebrity said...

I've been debating since I read your title if telling you my thoughts on it were appropriate, but I thought you would want to know. I just think "M-A-R-T-H to the A" has a nice ring to it! When I first read it, I thought you were paying homage to a "mart" store and the "HA" was like, "hey, I'm giving you the finger 'mart' store. Beasties style!"
Please don't hate me.

erika said...

I think you are N-U-T-S :)

Cat said...

Bwahaha, awesome

Caution Flag said...

And I was really impressed, too!! Now I have to go find another blogger whose crafting ability can make me feel inferior.

Iva said...

LOL! awesome!!

Corrie Howe said...

You are always so creative and clever in how you put your posts together.

I knew not to be impressed when I saw the ISBN on the back of your butterfly. LOL