I'm kinda obsessive like that.
My friend Sunshine and I used to drive around singing our own version of "Pass the Mike." The orignial lyric is: "M-I-K-E to the D/You come and see me and you pay a fee."
Sunshine would sing, "N-A-N-C to the Y" and I would retort, "S-U-N-S to the Shine!"
It's not translating all that well when I write it down, but trust, me it was COMEDY GOLD.
Yesterday, I honored one of my favorite Beastie songs and spread some recession-chic holiday cheer.
Observe:
She's Crafty!
She gets around!
She's crafty! And she's always down!
She's crafty! She's got it right!
She's crafty! And she's just my type!
She's crafty!
N-A-N-C to the Y.....OUT! (drops microphone...)
*P.S. Please don't be mistakenly impressed by the critter. It came pre-made from the crafts aisle at Wal-Mart. *
She's crafty!
15 comments:
You crafty rapper, you! This made me laugh!!!
SOOOOO weird!
I was in the mood for some Beastie's just yesterday! Hadn't had that craving in forever!
Nice lyrics rappin' momma!
hahahah needed the laugh and I loved the Beastie boys too!
Bahahaha. That is just clever all the way around. Good job.
and she's just my type!
That was D.O.P. to the E.
So cool. I am starting to think you are almost as cool as your son Joel-izzle.
I have a bad habit of nicknaming everyone and everything so I can remember names, sad huh?? = P
May
That's my kind of crafty.
I love the rapping by the way!!!
Thanks for your kind words on my blog. :-)
So just want to thank you for the following, as it is now running non-stop through my head. And it's not even like I get the whole song, nope! Just the following:
Not I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do. It's not a tough decision as you can see, I can blow you away or you can ride with me. I said "A ride with you if you can get me to the border. The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with the wiffle ball bat.
So...thanks! :D
She's Nancy - she's gets around
She's Nancy - she's always down
She's Nancy - she's got a gripe
She's Nancy - and she's just my type
She's Nancy
I've been debating since I read your title if telling you my thoughts on it were appropriate, but I thought you would want to know. I just think "M-A-R-T-H to the A" has a nice ring to it! When I first read it, I thought you were paying homage to a "mart" store and the "HA" was like, "hey, I'm giving you the finger 'mart' store. Beasties style!"
Please don't hate me.
I think you are N-U-T-S :)
Bwahaha, awesome
And I was really impressed, too!! Now I have to go find another blogger whose crafting ability can make me feel inferior.
LOL! awesome!!
You are always so creative and clever in how you put your posts together.
I knew not to be impressed when I saw the ISBN on the back of your butterfly. LOL
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