But, then again, what do I know about attractive? I find all sorts of weirdos attractive.
Like this guy:
It gets worse.
Malcolm Gladwell. He has his PhD in Awesome. I'll read anything this man writes. Even economic theory. Then, I'll use his glorious hair as my loofah.
It gets worse yet.
Here's the most embarrassing one yet: when I was in sixth grade, I saw a Star Trek movie---the one about the Humpback Whales. I left that movie in love with this guy:
I cannot believe I just shared that, Internet.
Go on now. Tell me. It will be cleansing. What is your most EMBARRASSING crush?
PS--No actual hotties. I want to hear about the Crushes That Must Not Be Named.
PPS--That is, unless you only like hotties. I guess you could share those.